Who should run for president?

[Dom Sob]

Ok,

I know it is a f**ked up world. One that is probably not going to turn out like we would like it to. But lets just imagine, that just for a second, we could pick who we would want to be president and only OUR vote counted. Furthermore, that candidate could only be of the music world, not just punk, but the music world in general.


Here are my person Choices

Fat Mike from NOFX - Hell as of late he has seemd to want to be the poster child for a new nation, might as well give him a shot at it, he can't f**k it up anymore than the rest of them have.

Tommy Lee from Motley Crue - Yeah, he may be an not a very nice person, and his music outdated, but hey, everyone knows about his skeletons.

Glen Benton from Deicide - That motherf**ker is scary enough to make anyone shake at a peace summit, kinda gives a whole new twist for "Seperation of church and state."

Les Claypool - He has to be about the most easy going president we could ever have. Fishing all day and making up crazy dancesteps. I think the nation could learn a lot about themselves.

Wierd Al - If Wierd Al was president I think this country would be like a parody on real democracy. He could make up new parodies for the Pledge of Allegeance. The Star Spangled Banner. And finally by PRESIDENTAL ORDER allow accordians to be played in the Symphonic Orchestras.

I am running short on time so these are the only candidates that I can spit out right now. Feel free to add to my list. Let's get a debate going on!

[musicmuse]

billie joe. just cause he's cool.
--danie

[Dom Sob]

Lets not forget Cyndi Lauper..... mmmmmmmmmm, what a wonderful country that would be.

[brooke]

have to agree with fat mike...

with jello biafra as a running mate, he's so darn cocky, and knows a little bit about everything

[brooke]

the word i used was not thingyy so now let your imagination run wild

[Dom Sob]

Well hell, if we are going to go that far, lets start making up a new Congress and House Of Reps and Senate.. Shall we..... Any ideas?

[brooke]

After a very small amount of thinking i have decided

We have to give Nader a job doing something because the man will never give up, he wants to be president, but sorry buddy that slot is taken...he can be our miichigan congressman, or some thing...dang we have alot of slots to fill...

[brooke]

also i forgot...i have alot of small pieces of info stored in my brain, and i read the other day that Jesse for Blatz is running for something in California, so he can have California....brooke

[Dom Sob]

Yeah, I think maybe we should give Ross Perot a chance at doing something, if nothing else he can be our sugar daddy! And, ya gotta love the fact theat everytime you look at a picture of him with his huge, dumbo ears that you have to laugh